Collected Phone Records Released To Public!

That’s right. I’ve done a thorough investigation, and found that phone records have not only been recorded by a large corporation, but that they’ve been giving the information out to the public. Here’s my evidence.


SBC Phonebook

I’m shocked… SHOCKED!… at this outrage.

Yeah. The outrage known by words like “leak,” “treason,” and “unpatriotic.”

Whistle-blower? My backside. I’m really getting tired, fed up, and generally annoyed at the cowards hiding somewhere in the government that are constantly trying to undermine the War On Terror.

And USA Today isn’t any better.

What the devil is wrong with some of these media outlets? Have they lost their minds? If they could have, would they have released attack plans prior to D-Day? I can see it now: “Government plans large military invasion that is unlikely to succeed. Sources reveal a project named ‘Overlord’ that is certain to spell doom for thousands. How many more brave men must die before we pull out of this senseless war? After all, it was America’s fault for having all our military eggs in one basket, as it were, at Pearl Harbor.”

The comparison seems weak to you? Ask yourself why. Because it is a different war, and the players in the war have changed, but don’t kid yourself: the bad guys want us just as dead.

RLR

3 Responses to “Collected Phone Records Released To Public!”

  1. Amy Proctor says:

    That’s hilarious! I’ve been taking this topic way too seriously.

    They HAVE lost their minds. They’re so focused on damaging their enemy… no, not al-Qaeda, the PRESIDENT, that they’ve lost all sense of patriotism and professionalism. Hell, they’re not even tactful anymore. The MSM is a pathetic disaster.

  2. camojack says:

    Nice picture…penguins are cool.
    (No pun intended, of course…)

  3. Grant Jones says:

    Those diabolical phone companies also charge their customers not to publish personal info. Where’s The Fat Rich Kid (FRK aka Edward ‘Teddy’ Kennedy) on this scandal!