Aloha Daze

You know, I never intended this column to become all about Britney Spears. Usually a single dose is all that’s really needed.

But this girl is just trouble.

In what is now becoming known as Seanprestonism, Britney stepped out of a store on Thursday, and…

…her bodyguard manages a fantastic catch. Give that man a raise! Shoot, he deserves it having to work for this Perpetual Pregnant Pop Princess.

I’ve run out of words to express my.. what?.. amazement?.. that Baby Sean is still (mostly) in one piece.

Check out those shoes, and the pant legs that’s all over them. Is it any wonder that she tripped?

You think, maybe, that the angel watching over Sean could slap Britney just once and say “Stop it! I don’t get paid enough for this!”

Britney, please, for the love of children everywhere.. go back to your day job. You should have your Mother’s License yanked.

RLR