Brainless Britney Attempts Bouncing Baby

Written by Robert Rhodes on Friday, May 19, 2006 in: Main |

You know, I never intended this column to become all about Britney Spears. Usually a single dose is all that’s really needed.

But this girl is just trouble.

In what is now becoming known as Seanprestonism, Britney stepped out of a store on Thursday, and…

Bodyguard Catches Baby Sean

…her bodyguard manages a fantastic catch. Give that man a raise! Shoot, he deserves it having to work for this Perpetual Pregnant Pop Princess.

I’ve run out of words to express my.. what?.. amazement?.. that Baby Sean is still (mostly) in one piece.

Shoe Stylin'

Check out those shoes, and the pant legs that’s all over them. Is it any wonder that she tripped?

You think, maybe, that the angel watching over Sean could slap Britney just once and say “Stop it! I don’t get paid enough for this!”

Britney, please, for the love of children everywhere.. go back to your day job. You should have your Mother’s License yanked.

RLR

  • Links: South Asian Women’s Forum, Arizona Republic, China Daily
  • 2 Comments

    • Some folks shouldn’t be permitted to breed.

      Comment by camojack — Tuesday, May 23, 2006
    • That sounds like a familiar comment.. :)

      RLR

      Comment by Robert Rhodes — Tuesday, May 23, 2006

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