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Brainless Britney Attempts Bouncing Baby

You know, I never intended this column to become all about Britney Spears. Usually a single dose is all that’s really needed.

But this girl is just trouble.

In what is now becoming known as Seanprestonism, Britney stepped out of a store on Thursday, and…

Bodyguard Catches Baby Sean

…her bodyguard manages a fantastic catch. Give that man a raise! Shoot, he deserves it having to work for this Perpetual Pregnant Pop Princess.

I’ve run out of words to express my.. what?.. amazement?.. that Baby Sean is still (mostly) in one piece.

Shoe Stylin'

Check out those shoes, and the pant legs that’s all over them. Is it any wonder that she tripped?

You think, maybe, that the angel watching over Sean could slap Britney just once and say “Stop it! I don’t get paid enough for this!”

Britney, please, for the love of children everywhere.. go back to your day job. You should have your Mother’s License yanked.

RLR

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    2 Responses to “Brainless Britney Attempts Bouncing Baby”

    1. camojack Says:
      May 23rd, 2006 at 7:51 pm

      Some folks shouldn’t be permitted to breed.

    2. Robert Rhodes Says:
      May 23rd, 2006 at 8:18 pm

      That sounds like a familiar comment.. :)

      RLR