Don’t Point That At Me
So, Kim Jong Il, the dictator in charge in North Korea, decided to test launch some missiles… and it turns out that one of them was launched towards Hawaii. Or, at the very least, the South Pacific.
You want a war with America, Jong Il? Drop a missile on Pearl Harbor. Then kiss your country and your ass goodbye. Whether there will be anything left of either is hard to tell. But one thing is for sure: I can think of few other ways to unite the American people than dropping a missile on Pearl… on Hawaii. A state that is referred to as a “national treasure.” Just so you know, Jong Il.. the USS Abraham Lincoln was at Pearl the other day. And while I’m not sure if it still is, I’m pretty sure that there are a few things that go “boom!” that can be sent your way.
Kim Jong Il.. you short, little man.. you speak a great deal about the might of your missiles.. but I think your missiles, and you, need some Viagra. Perhaps then your missiles will finally stay erect for longer than 35 seconds.
Jong Il… a waste of human tissue.
RLR
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