North Korea Boom Boom Blame Game
Monday, October 9th, 2006North Korea tests their nuclear bomb.
And the first thing that the left wing Dems do is blame Bush. It’s all his fault!
While we’re at it, the next time I get a mesquito bite on my butt, I think I’ll blame Bush. Why the heck not? He’s responsible for everything that is wrong in the universe. It’s the Dems that are perfect, should be in charge, and have a God-given right to be In Charge Of Your Life.
Nevermind that ol’ Slick Willie sold North Korea plans to make their own nuclear plants, with an added “just don’t use the technology for bad things” small print. Small print that the North Korean dictator agreed with completely… in a nudge-nudge, wink-wink sort of way that the rest of us saw as “Yeah, right!”
Nevermind that it took North Korea all this time to create the bomb. Unless you have Bush Derangement Syndrome. Then they built it in just a couple of years, using string, wrapping tape, and bubble gum.
Ignore the left wing moonbats: they’ve lost their minds.
What we need to do now is get all the countries behind us, and sign resolutions into place so that the only thing being shipped into North Korea is food, water, and air. Everything coming out of North Korea gets scanned, x-rayed, examined, studied, smelled, photographed, and otherwise checked out before being allowed to leave the country.
Because standing in the wings, watching the show, is Iran and it’s insane leader. You know he’s just itchin’ to start bidding for the missiles and nuclear material that North Korea just tested.
If this doesn’t get snuffed out soon, there may be a serious arms race about to begin. Again. And this time, half the people with those nuclear arms are as insane - or more insane - than Hitler.
But, hey, how bad could it be? I think we should just vote all the Dems into power again, send Jimmy Carter over to negotiate and sell peanuts, and get ready to address Hillary Clinton as “Mrs. President.”
If all that happens, I may have to defect.
To Mars.
RLR