Only Pelousy Could Go To Syria
Has Nancy Pelosi gone to Syria yet? I know that we need to make all nicey-nicey with Syria… While we’re at it, let’s invite our buddies from Iran. Shoot, invite Bin Laden, and apologize for blaming all that 9/11 mess on him.
Bring Rosie O’Donnel and Sean Penn too… they’re sure to solve all the world’s problems by just bashing Bush for everything, and blaming America for everything else.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go make sure I have plenty of rocks… I heard there’s going to be a stoning, and I want to make sure I’m prepared!
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Yeah. WHEN PIGS FLY.
(Of course, pigs are dirty, so you’ll have to scan your own bacon and pork chops at the checkout. But don’t forget to tip your checker.)
RLR
