Aloha Daze

Yes, it’s true. Global Warming is to blame for just about everything.

And now… The next time you feel sick, tell the boss you can’t come to work today. Global Warming gave you a cold!

RLR

In Hawaii legend, rain is considered a blessing from the gods.

On Black Friday - the Friday after Thanksgiving - the people of Hawaii celebrated the win of the University of Hawaii Warriors football team, as they won the WAC championship at Aloha Stadium for the first time since they joined the WAC twenty-nine years ago. It was, arguably, the best game in the history of the University.

Minutes later, in Honolulu, the showers that were forming came together, and the rain fell.

The blessings were well received by everyone.

RLR

Hurricane Dean up to a category 5? Ouch. Look out, this one may hurt.

Am I the only one thinking that New Orleans has dodged a bullet? Can you imagine the damage that would be inflicted if Dean were to hit New Orleans?

At least that would give the conspiracy theorists something to do. They could blame President Bush for steering another hurricane to New Orleans. The city mayor and state governor could play the game of “I have no common sense” again, while Senator ColdCash would be borrowing a boat to retrieve his bribe money.

The city would lose. The people would lose. The state would lose.

No real winners. But somehow the liberal Dems would find a way to blame President Bush for it all.

Or maybe they’ll just blame Karl Rove. Yeah. Must be Rove. Or Rush Limbaugh. (Rush runs the country anyway, right?)

See? I could be a liberal nutroot Democrat! All I have to do is see conspiracies everywhere by the Bush Administration, ignore facts and common sense, and harp about global warming. Simple!

RLR